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BLOOD WATCH

AIN'T NOTHIN' GOOD GONNA HAPPEN TONIGHT
WHAT'S GOIN' DOWN AIN'T ALRIGHT
WATCH YOUR BACK
WATCH YOUR BLOOD

CAN ANYONE HEAR ME?
MY CREW IS GONE
SOMETHING IS OUT THERE
AM I ALONE?

WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE?
MY HAIR STANDS ON END
IS THIS THE END?
IS THIS THE END?

 

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NICE LICE

 

EVERY HOUSE HAS GOT A LOUSE
AND THAT LOUSE MUST HAVE A SPOUSE

IF EVERY LICE HAS GOT A LICENCE
THEN EVERY LOUSE MUST HAVE A LOUSENCE
TO GROUSE TO THAT SPOUSE

LOUSE HAS SOME FRIENDS, NOT NICE, THEY’RE LICE
THEY GIVE HIM BED ADVICE, THE SPICE OF LICE

NOW, IF A LOUSE ON THE LOOSE
CHOSE TO CHOOSE NON-SPOUSAL AROUSAL
PROSECUTABLE CAROUSAL
THEN SAID LOUSE ON THE LOOSE
WOULD LOSE HIS HOUSE, HIS SPOUSE, HIS LICENCE, HIS LOUSENCE

HEY, HEY MR. LOUSE, HEY WAIT UP, I GOTS TO AX YOU SOMETHIN’
YO, LOUSEMAN (WHAT?)
I HEAR YOUR WIFE GIVES NICE LICE (YOU HEAR MY WIFE GIVES WHAT?)
I SAID I HEAR YOUR WIFE GIVES NICE LICE, HEH HEH HEH

OH YES SHE DOES: LICENCE TO WED EQUALS LICENCE TO BED AND HEADFEST

SO REMEMBER, IF YOUR LOUSEHOLD IS INFESTED
AND YOUR LOVELICE IS DEJECTED
CONSIDER THESE WORDS OF LOUSE, AND PARSE THEM TO YOUR SPOUSE

DON’T YOU KNOW THAT THINGS LOOK GOOD
INDEED THEY DOOD
DON’T YOU KNOW THAT THINGS ARE NICE
INDEED, SPLENDOOD

IPSO VIE DONUM LEMONUM, FACTO MAKUM LEMONATUM (REPEATS)

DADDY, DADDY, DADDY CAN I COME IN?
MOMMY SAYS THERE’S BLOOD COMING OUT OF THE FAUCETS AGAIN, DADDY
DADDY, PLEASE DON’T HURT MY BABY SHEEP DADDY, PLEASE

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SOLITARY DAN

 

HE WAS A SOLITARY MAN
HE WAS CHURCH RAISED BY HAND
HE PLAYED HIS ORGAN AND HE SANG IN THE CHOIR

HE DID A HITCH IN VIET NAM*
TOOK TA DRINKIN OUT A CAN
SMOKIN DOPE AND EATIN SPAM BY THE FIRE

HE FOUND HISSELF A GOOD WOMAN
WENT BACK TO BEIN A CHRISTIAN
BUT FER A MURDER HE WAS FRAMED
NOW HE’S IN THE SLAMMER

LOCKED HIM UP AND THROW’D AWAY THE KEY
MY MY MY, AIN’T IT A SHAME

AND THAT’S THE TALE OF POOR OL DAN
AND HOW HE FIT IN GOD’S BIG PLAN
AND HOW HE GOT INTO A JAM
I AIN’T NO LIAR

PLAY THAT GUITAR, GUITAR MAN
TALK TO ME WITH THAT THING
DON’T LEAVE OUT NOTHIN’
POOR OL DANNY
IT MAKES ME SO SAD, SO SAD, SO SAD

* original reference to Alsace Lorraine has been contemporized to Viet Nam

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